I was at the office the other day, minding my own business while surfing the net, as usual. I was supposed to be making a pie chart, but was content changing the rosters on my fantasy baseball team. I then got a call saying to go to Mr. Burton’s office. I was worried I was done for, for surfing the internet all day I would be fired. Turns out, he wanted me to make a deal to obtain 8000 feet of network cables.






















