1. You consider Ocean Pacific a designer label.
2. You thought the Stray Cats were bringing guitars back to rock ‘n’ roll.
3. You thought the lead singer of Poison was hot … until you realized she was a he.
4. You still get the shakes when you remember Apple Macintosh’s 1984 advertisement.
5. You preferred Van Hagar to Van Halen.
6. You thought George Michael was straight.
7. You had just discovered this great new singer called Tina Turner.
8. You owned a home Beta video recorder.
9. The Day After gave you nightmares.
10. Your favorite G.I. Joe figure was Snake Eyes.
11. You wondered what Lisa Bonet was doing married to that loser Lenny Kravitz.
12. You never figured out who the crooks were on Murder She Wrote.
13. You believed The Last Temptation of Christ was going to send Martin Scorsese to hell.
14. You regard Look Who’s Talking as a turning point in John Travolta’s career.
15. You admired Bill Cosby’s taste in sweaters in The Cosby Show.
16. You didn’t realize The Official Preppy Handbook was a gag.
17. You rolled up the sleeves on your sports jacket for the Sonny Crockett look.
18. You had no problems thinking members of the Miami police department drove Lamborghinis.
19. You thought Burt and Loni were a fairytale romance.
20. You thought Clint Eastwood would one day be president.
